iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

funsizedlesbian:

I want a girl to come lay with me. I want her to wrap her arm around my waist and wrap her legs in mine. I want her to tell me about her day. I want to kiss her forehead and play with her hair. I want to see her look up at me with an innocent smile that lets me know there’s no where else she’d rather be. I want her to fall asleep so that then I can protect her from her nightmares.